Kendall has always done things on her terms. She came into the world on her terms (thats another story) and continues to live her life the same way. Gotta love that about her. She has always known which buttons to push, when to push them and exactly what combination will cause me to launch into orbit. She is powerful like that and even my super momma powers can't stop her!
Kendall was about 4 years old and we were having one of our "moments". I had officially had it with something she was doing and I decided that I was going to take control of this situation and for once use my super momma powers to conquer her evil empire...... I'll let you decide who won this one...
Me: Child!!! If you don't stop that I'm gonna drop kick you thru the goal posts of life!
Kendall: (Hands on hips- Head cocked- index finger waving in the hair) Woman! don't call me child!!
Me: (completely shocked and almost speechless) I came back with the best line ever.....Don't call me woman! (that outta show her)
Kendall: I won't call you woman if you don't call me child - my name is Kendall Diane Huie the first one!!
Well heck... what do I say to that... All I could do is laugh... Jack is watching this from a far, laughing so hard he can hardly see straight... Here is how it went down in the official scorebook...
Momma - 0
Kendall - 100
Dang it.. there is always next time.... and I can assure next time has come and gone many, many times and I am STILL waiting on my first victory.
Gotta love me some Kendall
